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TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx

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don’t like that

There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.

i HATE that

I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me

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Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*

Alrighty guys ,gals, and other genders and lack thereof I’m gonna teach ya a thing.

A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source.

“It’s bad,” they say. “I will deduct points if you do it.”

Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your teacher said, you absolutely can use it.

The key though is knowing

A.How to use it.

B. How to source it.

and

C. whether it is good info or trash.


NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance.

So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance.

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Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see something that is good info for your essay.

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Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No Wikipedia Ever.

However there is a loophole.

It’s right there.

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No. Go closer.

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You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as it’s own essay. It got it’s information from other sources out there. Just like you are trying to right now. And since there is a citation, it’s going to be listed at the end of the wikipedia article.

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Look at citation number 4

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Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia.

And look. Do you see it. There is a link. It’s the blue words with the boxy arrow thingamajig.

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That thing. Click it.

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Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you are at the source, you can utilize it.

But what if its a book that’s the source.

You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, or avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable.

Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and then use quote citation.

And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources cite them. Not the wikipedia.

Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet essay you got planned.

You’re on your way to greatness.

For anybody not aware you can abuse the absolute fuck out of Wikipedia for any papers!

I’m an academic librarian and I 100% endorse this post

I am also an academic librarian and I 100% endorse this post. CITATIONS are important.

Also, Wikipedia tries its best to have a good record. People edit things all the time but most of the time, the Wiki editors over there will remove what you say unless it has backbone.

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hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

least favorite

mom: fine. you’re right and i’m wrong and i’m a horrible person. there. are you happy now?


see also

mom: you can’t be mad at me. you’re not allowed to be mad at me. i can’t stand it.

Last two are definitely my mom and hence why he don’t talk.

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reactionfaces:

Watching a Japanese couple at the produce aisle.

Guy, looking at different salads: Ah…ah oo… Ah… Ru… Ru ga ru. Um… Ah ru… Ga… Ga. Ah lu… Ah… Ru… Ga… La.

Lady: YES!

Guy: Arugula!?

Lady, applauding while bouncing in place: Yay!

Me:

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